When I read some of the news articles, I don’t know whether I should smile, laugh or just bang my head at some place! Those are the moments when the emotional juices get cocktailed within me and I end up not knowing how exactly to react. You may say, What the…ya say it common… 😀
But I do have my own reasons…picture these cases:
I The Single Sirens…
Recently on two different days, I read Page3 about the relationship status of two females who act in movies (can’t call them actresses, in any way)…these are the so called sirens or show stoppers in the movies that they act in.
Day 1 was about Kim Sharma (ya she’s the one who was in Mohabattein, but more famous for being Cricketer Yuvraj Singh’s mom’s naapasand! :mrgreen:)…She gave a statement saying “I am happy to be single”…gimme a break lady…happy should be the one who is lucky enough not to be her boyfriend/date. She also says she’s busy working and travelling…haha…whatta joke…busy with what (never heard of her being in any of the movies)…and travelling where?? to Malgudi?? 😈
Day 2 was about our very slim south Indian bombshell Namitha…out of no where, she announces that she’s single…till then, she was fixed on “I am not seeing any guy”…now that she is single, my mind tickles with the query as to “was she dating gals then??”!! Anything said and done, my roommate was happy that she was now available…I think its high time for him to realize that he’s not of the gender that she prefers. This is me and my perception! 😉
II The “Thriller” Conversion…
As the economy shook and there were turmoils happening all over the world, our Micheal “thriller” Jackson took to Islam and accepted the name of one of Allah’s angels – Mikaeel. Nothing wrong in this, as he first understood the religion – saw how his brother Jermaine Friday (who convereted to Islam in 1989) fared – and then one fine morning/noon/evening in this very month of November’08, he converted with the help of an Imam. Hope he now gets to understand the difference that exists between black, white and kids…
The popular sms doing the rounds on this – Why did Michael get converted to Islam? Well, it maybe to have a real reason for him to wear a Burkha to cover his face.
He’s loved women. He’s loved kids. So I would say, this conversion is much better than his going gay…with Micheal you never know! 😉
III ONE and only ONE…
Ah! Another one I just remembered reading was on Adolf Hitler, the German dictator. It seems he had just one nut down there, and the article that I read was about how some people (scientists and historians if I am not wrong) were actually elated and at joy proving this theory (so far) true. They proved the autopsy report right, based on one of the writings of Hitler’s doctor who had examined him pants down. In the write-up, the doctor seemingly amazed by his discovery wrote a whole page about something that wasn’t there!! Phew! 😛
For more on this, you can CHECK HERE!
This write up was to divert my mind of the various other life taking incidents that have happened in India in the past week:
1) Deep condolences from the bottom of my heart for all those lives lost in the worst terrorist attack that India faced at Mumbai for the last three days…
2) Kudos to the ATS personnel, NSG commandos and the Cops who fought the terrorists to save hundred of lives without worrying about their own safety.
3) Salutes to those individuals who sacrificed their lives in the process.
And ya…how can I forget to wish these…
i) Right Middle finger to the cowards who created this chaos and thought they would go back alive!
ii) Left Middle finger to Raj Thackeray (where the hell was he?? talks about Mumbai Nirman and stuff saala) and all those speech delivering politicians who didn’t waste time to gain some political mileage!
By the way, the cyclone “Nisha” which took over 50 lives and disturbed the living lot in here at Chennai seems to be over for now. Though there are intermitent rains, its all ok my friends!! 😀
A pic of the water logged road from my 3rd floor flat.