Naam hey Sakhu-Bai…

17 Dec


Mere bina yahan kuch hota nahi…
Mera bina yahan kapda dhulta nahi…
Wokay, pehele let me introduce myself – bole toh Hi…
I am the one and only kaamwali, naam hey Sakhu-Bai! ๐Ÿ˜€

Mere bina yahan kuch chalta nahi…
Khachra sab pada rehta hey, wahi ka wahi…
Mummy-ji unko poochti hey, “its not clean, why why?”
Bolte hey bachche, saaf karegi na kaamwali Sakhu-Bai!

Mere bina yahan koi hasta nahi…
Haath mein jhaadu leke koi gaata nahi…
Thoda sa roloon, toh poochte hey “why youย cry?”
Dard hota hey yahan pe bhi, in the dil of Sakhu-Bai! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Mere bina yahan kuch sambhalta nahi…
Jo karti hoon kaam, karti hoon mainย usko sahi…
Chaar aana chillar paagar deke, rulaate hey ye log bhai…
Afterall dreams bhi kuch hote hey, even when it comes to Sakhu-Bai!

Mere bina yahan khaana pakta nahi…
Lekin sabhi bolte hey ki sabzi pakaa nahi…
I go to the market, toh ghurte hey mujhe sab – hai hai…
Aankh maarke poochte hey kameene, Kasa kaay Sakhu-Bai? ๐Ÿ˜›

English Translation:

Nothing happens here in my absence…
Without me, no clothes are washed…
Wokay, let me firstย introduce myself – I mean to say Hi…
I am the one and only servant, my name is Sakhu-Bai! ๐Ÿ˜€

Nothing works here in my absence…
The leftovers remain wherever they are…
Madam asks them “its not clean why why?”
The kids reply, saying it will be cleaned by Sakhu-Bai!

No one laughs here in my absence…
No one sings with a broom in their hands…
If I cry a little, they ask me “why youย cry?”
It pains in here too, yes in the heart of Sakhu-Bai! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Nothing is stable here in my absence…
Whatever work I do, I do it all right….
By paying me peanuts as salary, they allย make me cry…
Afterall dreams is something that is there, even when it comes to Sakhu-Bai!

No one cooks here in my absence…
But everyone says the dish isn’t properly cooked…
I go the market, and get stared – oh my god…
They wink at me asking, how are you Sakhu-Bai? ๐Ÿ˜›


Posted by on December 17, 2008 in I~do~such~things


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22 responses to “Naam hey Sakhu-Bai…

  1. jayanthi

    December 18, 2008 at 3:22 am

    this was just way toooooo, outrageously, unbelivably hilarious……
    u try to rhyme all aspects of life…..
    cool njoied it the most…:)

  2. preeti

    December 18, 2008 at 8:48 am

    oi saku bai pe dil aa gaya kya???

  3. aparna

    December 18, 2008 at 9:12 am

    first of all……………………………umm..muah muah muah..wat a lovely dress sakkoo bai is wearing…… its cho cute

    hyderabad mein toh sakkoo bai milnaa bohat he mushkil hai….and hello charaane chillar ke liye toh sakoo bai kya..uskaa joota bhi nahi miltaa…they charge so much and work so little..badmaash lootere…

    khair sakkoo bai tumhe miley ya na miley par agar uskaa yeh dress mil gaya toh mujhe zaroor bhej denaa plz ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Jass

    December 18, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    LOL! Hilarious!Sakku bai! Your creativity seems to be skyrocketing dude! ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Aman

    December 18, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    hehe..mast post likha hai yaar Sree…..Kuch scene hai kya Sakku Bai ke saath? ๐Ÿ˜›

  6. amrita

    December 19, 2008 at 12:06 am

    kept on wondering what prompted u to write this one. ๐Ÿ™‚
    but its a goodone from sakhu bai’s perspective.

    *Aankh maarke poochte hey kameene, Kasa kaay Sakhu-Bai?*

  7. Revs

    December 19, 2008 at 10:47 am

    LOL!! Hilarious.
    but Sheeeeeeeeesh!! of all the people Rakhi Sawant pe dil aa gaya?? :D:D

  8. Annapoorani

    December 19, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    That was a cool one sree,enjoyed reading it…

  9. Sree

    December 19, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    @ AB,

    Hehe, I kinda yes – try to rhyme it all up! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Thanks buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€

    @ Preeti,

    Aila…ye kaun aagaya…hehe…welcome after a long time Ms.BHEL! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Nah…actually, SB ko more pe dil aaygawa!! ๐Ÿ˜›
    Thanks buddy!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  10. Sree

    December 19, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    @ Aparna,

    SB posh wosh hyderabad wali nahi hey! ๐Ÿ˜›
    woh mere liye chaar aane pe bhi karti hey kaam! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    haan haan, uska mein tereko bhejdoon, toh woh kya pehenegi?? ๐Ÿ˜›
    Thanks buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€

    @ Jass,

    Hehe…thanks a lot buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. Sree

    December 19, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    @ Aman,

    lolz…nahi re baap, scene ween kuch nahi…hota toh uske saath liya hua photo chipkata! ๐Ÿ˜€
    Thanks buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€

    @ Amrita,

    Hehe…nothing really prompted me…I don’t need a reason to go crazy! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Nice to know u liked it! Thanks buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€

  12. Sree

    December 19, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    @ Revs,

    Hehe..par Rakhi kab se SB bangayi??
    Thanks buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€

    @ Anna,

    Welcome here, thanks buddy for liking it! ๐Ÿ˜€

  13. Nandhini

    December 20, 2008 at 11:36 am

    Sakhu baiiiiii… oops.. Crazy boyyy!!!
    Why should i restrict myself to trouble you ppl in CH1 only? here i’m!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  14. Sree

    December 20, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    @ Nandhini,

    Hehe…ya Sakhu-Bai!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Ya ya…do not spare me here too!! ๐Ÿ˜›

    Thanks buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€

  15. Sujatha

    December 22, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Eh!! I first thought this was a sad poem ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    Nayi bahu kya yeh sakhu bhai? ๐Ÿ˜›
    Family gal jaisi nahi dikhthi hai (the photo i mena) ๐Ÿ˜€

  16. Sree

    December 23, 2008 at 12:20 am

    @ Suj,

    Hehe…no mommy…this is about a dependable maid! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Bahu nahi re, Bai…there’s a difference (apart from the spelling)!! ๐Ÿ˜›
    Oyeee…she’s a family gal only, but in her family! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Thanks buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€

  17. Sujatha

    December 23, 2008 at 11:05 am

    Oh maid eh?? ๐Ÿ™„
    I was thinking on different terms if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜›

  18. niveditha

    December 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    ha ha ha
    alternate career??
    he he he.. good good.. looks like i found someone to do the house chores when i need to ๐Ÿ˜‰

  19. Sree

    December 23, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    @ Suj,

    Oh yeah maid…that pic is of a french maid…Indian maids are hot you think?? go get a life buddy! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    @ Nive,

    Alt career?? kisko?? Recession time I know, par aisa nahi sochne ka! ๐Ÿ˜›
    Thanks buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€

  20. Sujatha

    December 30, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    I never said Indian maids are hot ๐Ÿ˜›
    Was thinking of something perverted beta !!!
    Chal chod de ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ™„

  21. Sree

    December 30, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    @ Suj,

    Hehe…ok ok you never said, but I thought u meant! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You always think pervertish mommy! ๐Ÿ˜€
    Ya chod de?? par kya? ๐Ÿ˜›
    Thanks buddy! ๐Ÿ˜€


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