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[Bakwaas]~A Rakhi on TV is better than on hand or around you!! ;)

06 May

What I have learnt recently is that, ‘being a bachelor and staying away from flirting is very similar to sitting comfortably on a steel plate kept on a lit stove‘.
But as you all know, I’m strictly vegetarian if flirting is considered non-vegetarian in nature! Hmm…

Anyways…what happened was…last night I was sitting in my drawing room watching television. There was no power, so I was just watching my reflection in it. My housemates were not yet home and the dwarfed piece of candle burning over the television set was my only companion. As I was manufacturing different shapes of shadows on the wall, there was a knock on the door. Expecting my housemates, I opened the door. For a moment, I was shocked to see the “figure” standing on the other side of the door. And by the time I recovered, we were on the same side. And I tried my best not to collapse, cos I didn’t want to fall into ‘those’ hands! πŸ˜‰ As I was about to open my mouth, I heard a man-ly voice speak…

“Jee-Jussss…what the happened to you ji? Eeeesh the everything alright?”…
My mouth went dry…I didn’t expect this item lady to be at my place…What was she here for?
“Yes yes…am ok…who are you?”
“Haaaaaayeeeeeeeeee Jeeeee-Jusssssssss…don’t the you know me?”
“Err…do you know me?”
“Don’t the joke re…don’t the joke…ofcourse re baba, I know the you…now bolo, you know the me na? I’m the Rakhi re, the Rakhi Sawant…world famous on telebijon”.
“Hmm…it’s dark na…pehchaan nahi paaya…didn’t recognize”.
“Koi baat nahi re, chikne…no the problem, no”.
“Hmmm…what are you here for?”
“I don’t the beat around bush…coming straight to the matter ji…”
“Well…ok….”
“Me the heard ki you are the most legitimate bachelor who talks aloud about being the bachelor…”
“Err…what? who legitimate? me? you mean eligible?”
“Haan wahi..shame to shame…and me come with a proposal…Will you…”
“Wait…will you…will you what?”
“Will you…tell the bechari me, the secret for staying single?”
Oink! iski toh…
“Err…no such secret…its just pure luck…bad wala…”
“Jeee-Jusss…I think time for me to be religious….luck shuck, not mera chai cup”
That will save a lot of us…
“Amen…”
“Achcha ji chalo…pose you give, for the camera…bolo the cheeeeeejjjjj”

What the…

Note: Bad quality of the pic, is due to the absence of light…and my good luck! πŸ˜›

Disclaimer: This is just for timepass and harmless (p)fun…Rakhi Sawant, if you reads this – don’t forget to comment. πŸ™‚

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11 Comments

Posted by on May 6, 2010 in Imaginative Bakwaas, I~do~such~things

 

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11 responses to “[Bakwaas]~A Rakhi on TV is better than on hand or around you!! ;)

  1. Amrita Roy

    May 6, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    haha! heard she’s gonna have another swayamvar… contestants should start applying πŸ˜›

     
  2. Shammeer

    May 7, 2010 at 7:12 am

    hahahah.. super bhaaai.. photo is the best.. you could have come closer πŸ™‚

     
  3. iselldreams

    May 7, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    hahaha you crack-head….loved the piece…
    Namaste to Rakhi-ji πŸ˜€

     
  4. sidz

    May 7, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    goood one… oh jeee jusss… πŸ˜‰

     
  5. Sree

    May 8, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    @ Amrita,

    Nah…heard otherwise that she’s gonna start working on a documentary of Jesus…her jeeejuussss! πŸ˜›
    Thanks buddy! πŸ˜€

    @ Shammeer,

    I could have been over her (overlapped I mean πŸ˜› ) if I wanted to..but farther the neater! πŸ˜‰
    Thanks buddy! πŸ˜€

    @ Isd,

    hehe…thanks buddy! πŸ˜€

    @ Sidz,

    Thanks dude! πŸ˜€

     
  6. Narayani

    May 9, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Too gud πŸ™‚

     
  7. Sree

    May 11, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    Narayani,
    Thanks buddy! πŸ˜€

     
  8. preeti

    May 24, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    rakhiji pl attack this eligible bachelor soon πŸ™‚

     
  9. Sree

    May 26, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    Abe oyee…taani partner..tere ko mere se kya dushmani re? πŸ˜›

     
  10. Rakhi Sawant

    June 20, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Jee Jusss.. I like this.. :P:P

     
  11. Sree

    June 20, 2010 at 11:25 am

    @ Manna,

    ROFL…yea Rakhi ka naam leke mere ko kyun daraati re πŸ˜›
    haha…thanks buddy! πŸ˜€

     

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