[Humor-Poetry]~Can Sakhu Bai ask Why?

15 Sep

Hello Namaste Vanakkam, yo! I’m back again…
Still hot and beautiful I’m, Aayi Shappat, hand on my brain!
Say you didn’t miss me, without telling a lie…
Can Sakhu Bai ask why?

Btw, what do these men think?
That if I speak nice, they can pick me with a wink?
Now all I feel is that there is not one decent guy…
Can Sakhu Bai ask why?

I bought a car, which runs on deejil…
As petrol is costly for a tank fill…
And just now they increased deejil cost by five…
Can Sakhu Bai ask why?

Life is funny, and to screw it would just be an irony…
I believe in Karma, and so not always safe to meddle with destiny!
When someone smiles, it’s always more than what meets the eye…
Can Sakhu Bai ask why?

I wondered what scam they could do with a toothpaste…
When all day on television, I got to hear about Co(a)lgate…
When I understood, I realized India Shining was just a lie…
Can Sakhu Bai ask why?

Note: The English language is deliberately twisted at a few places in this poem…so my dearest English pundits, please echoos me…this is purely a desi-flavored masala!!

Translations & Twists:
Aayi Shappat = Mother Promise
Deejil = Diesel
Vanakkam = Welcome/Hello

Other Sakhu Bai Poetry: HERE 🙂


Posted by on September 15, 2012 in Humor, I~do~such~things, poetry


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5 responses to “[Humor-Poetry]~Can Sakhu Bai ask Why?

  1. metherebel

    September 15, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Glad to see Sakhu Bai back 🙂

    Just a question, is Sakhu Bai staying in Chennai? We cannot really ask why for all these questions! It has just become our way of life!

    • Sree

      September 15, 2012 at 12:12 pm

      Lol…I wished she was in Chennai!! 😛
      She seems to be the traveling kind…u know those with a broom in hand, can fly? 😉

  2. Himanshu

    September 17, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    //Say you didn’t miss me, without telling a lie…
    Can Sakhu Bai ask why?// — LOL! This is hilarious!

  3. Shoba Jagannathan

    September 19, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    After ages coming Sakhu Bai!
    Where was she hiding, can we ask why?

    Mazaa aa gaya!

  4. Sree

    September 23, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Thanks Himanshu 🙂

    Thanks SJ,…haha… 🙂


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