[UnReview]~Heroinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ;)

25 Sep

I did not want to do this, but then such a juicy opportunity at being appreciative of something *what’s the word* comes in very rarely!

I don’t know what my crazy stars were up to or in which direction did the sun rise on that wonderful day that I booked tickets for ‘Heroine’. I can see that you are already tempted to close this page, for you are sure I’ll give out the storyline. No, don’t worry about it cos even after watching this epic, I wondered about what the storyline actually was.

Anyway, this is not a review of that movie for I do not qualify to criticize something that is, well…not something!
Instead let me note down a few pointers, which the makers had to keep in mind to give it a chance to get itself nominated for the Oscars.

1. It doesn’t matter if you have dialogues or not, but have a storyline. See Barfi.
2. Getting inspired from newspapers to create a movie? Really? If at all you have to get inspired, then go for Notebook/notepad/ipad/etc. See Barfi.
3. It doesn’t matter how much of ‘Fashion’ you have in the movie. It matters if you have Priyanka Chopra. See Barfi.
4. It’s actually ok if you wear much more than a handkerchief. You’d have something to wipe off that perspiration on your brow. See Barfi.
5. You can love someone or be loved even if you are just a nobody. See Barfi.
6. Creating hype increases expectations. Instead, make a movie silently or make a silent movie. See Barfi.

It was all ok till the mid of first half. Then it seemed like the director had forgotten his script back at home/hotel or had lost it to fire. The result of that was it took me 2 full days to recover from what I got to see for the last 75% of the movie’s duration.
Anyway, who am I to talk about someone’s creative thought process? To each his own, isn’t it? Well…so, do not miss to watch Heroine, for it won’t long last. If you end up disappointed at missing it, then See Barfi. 😉


Posted by on September 25, 2012 in Humor, I~do~such~things, Movies, Reviews


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8 responses to “[UnReview]~Heroinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ;)

  1. Amrita

    September 25, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    I am thinking of watching Barfi again to recover from the headache which Heroine gave me!

  2. metherebel

    September 26, 2012 at 11:17 am

    That was quite a review. By the way have you watched Mr.Hashmi’s latest Raaz 3??? It has got some rave reviews too 😉

    I watched Barfi! Heroine’s cousin doesn’t disappoint. Does he?

  3. jayanthi

    September 27, 2012 at 8:17 am

    lol..u are so not very impressed with the guessing…..pouring ur angst here..helps save us some money and mind..:P have to watch barfi….

  4. SJ

    September 27, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    I haven’t seen Heroine so can’t comment on it. However, saw Barfi yesterday and apart from some of the acting & the ambience of the film I did not find it all that great. To me the story did not seem to come out as poignantly as it could have for the given theme.

  5. Sree

    September 29, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    @Amrita, haha…thats the solution!! 😉 Thanks 🙂
    @metherebel, Raaz3 was said to have “more LOL scenes than Scary ones” 😛 So didnt bother to watch! 😉 And I love Heroine’s cuz…be it Saawariya, WUS or even the casanovic Bachna Ae Haseeno!! Rockstar was ultimate!! So there u go…almost all his movies so far! 😉 Thanks re 🙂
    @Jayz, Watch Barfi re…in Heroine, I wouldnt say she failed in acting but given the scope she did good!! 🙂 Even Ameesha would agree with me 😉 Thanks 🙂
    @SJ, Different view there…from the movies I saw in the last 2 quarters (there’s the corporate being in me talking), this was the best!! 🙂 Thanks 🙂

  6. Shilpa Garg

    October 4, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    So Bad!!?? OK, point taken, will watch Barfi!! 😀

  7. deepalijamwal

    October 6, 2012 at 12:38 am

    Am glad I haven’t seen it (one of the main reason being, it didn’t play in any theaters here). But I always enjoy reading your reviews and I totally rely on them! Lemme know what you think of English Vinglish!

    • Sree

      October 11, 2012 at 11:58 pm

      @Shilpa, yea..that bad! Thanks 🙂
      @Deepali, here kidr? now where u? long time 🙂 And this weekend, didnt get tickets to English Vinglish yaaar…next weekend try karunga…this weekend OMG! 🙂 Thanks 🙂


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