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Parody[14]~Code-um Logic-um… ;)

This is a stupid song “Dream-um Wakeup-um” from Rani-MukherjiPrithviraj‘s latest movie “Aiyaaa” and it has now been made even more drastically stupid by engineering it with our IT industry funda…won’t call this the Best Practice though!

Here we go: Lemme know if it fits to the tune!
 
Code-um logic-um not-at-all compiling-um
Bug-um error-um bill full client wakeup-um
 
Case to case-um testing fail-um
Base to top-um fulltu escalation-um
Server-um citrix-um down-um surrender-um
Small-um matter-um (now) big-um blunder-um
Sundaram… Arunachalam…
Kalyan-um…Narayana-um…
Onne rende moone, no…surely all naalavdu bucket-num
 
Start meeting-um finger-a pointing-um
Respect lost trouble vast, gotta escape-num
Excel sheet-um Data corrupt-um
Google search I’m feeling no lucky-um
Shame to shame-um, waste s/w engineer-um
Full-um screw-um Appraisal rating-um…
 
Server-um citrix-um down-um surrender-um
Small-um matter-um (now) big-um blunder-um
Sundaram… Arunachalam…
Kalyan-um…Narayana-um…
Onne rende moone, no…surely naalavdu bucket-num!

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You can read my old parodies – HERE.

Glossary: Onne – One, Rende – Two, Moone – Three, Naalavdu = Fourth..

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2012 in Humor, Parody, poetry

 

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[Parody]~Kaanda ki Man-maani (A ‘Sheela ki Jawaani’ Parody!)! ;)

The onion rates seems to be going down, but not this meme fever! 😛
The latest craze in Hindi music off late has been Sheela…here’s my take on pyaaza take on “Sheela ki Jawaani“! 😉 Previous “Pyaaz”ody on “Animal Song” (Savage Garden) can be checked out HERE! 🙂

I know you want me
But you never gonna get me
Tere thaili main na aani
Khaana na khaaye saari duniya
Har sabzi, mere tann ki hai deewani

Hey hey,
I know you want me but you never gonna get me
Tere thaili main na aani
Khaana na khaaye saari duniya
Har sabzi, mere tann ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ka rate chadhau
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud hi pricey jataun

what’s my name
what’s my name
what’s my name
My name is Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Na na na kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Khaaye toh aise tarse humko
Naa khaaye sober se re
Sookhey tel (oil) pe megapan ke teri figuriya barse re
I know you want me but you never gonna get me
Tere thaile main na aani
Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Na na na Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ka rate chadhau
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud hi pricey jataun

What’s my name
What’s my name
What’s my name

My name is Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
O no no kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda
Everybody want to taste a kaanda
Drives me crazy coz my name is kaanda
Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda
Everybody want to taste a kaanda
Drives me crazy coz my name is kaanda
Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda

 
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Posted by on December 29, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry

 

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[Hindi]~ Kyun hey? Hmm..

Dunno why I wrote this, when I wrote this…

All I know is that I wrote it long long ago, and found it on my desk scribbled on a sheet of cramped paper!

Khilta hey gulaab, Khilta hey khwaab…
Har sawaal ka nahi milta kyun hey jawaab?

Tadapta hey jism, Tadpata hey pyaar…
Izhaar se zyaada karna padta kyun hey intezaar?

Barasta hey baarish, Behti hey nadiya…
Chor bazaar ke peeche gumsum kyun hey galiya?

Rangeen hey wadiya, Rangeela hey mann…
Do paise kamaane ke liye bechti kyun hey ye tann?

Khula hey aasmaan, Khuli hey khidki…
Khota hey naseeb, najaane kyun hey kadki?

If you are feeling sad reading whatever you read, have a smile…like this gentleman! 😀

 
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Posted by on June 18, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry, Thoughts

 

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[55-Fiction]~Aayi Woh! :)

This time a 55F in Hindi…

Aayi Woh

Uske aane ki raah mein, main najaane kitne dino se kar-raha tha intezaar…
Aana tha usko par aayi kyun nahi, ho-raha tha dil ye bekaraar…
Akela tha main, badh-rahi thi garmi…
Naa chain ki neend, naa thi uski chumban ki narmi…
Aakir mein usko bhoolne ki, ki maine koshish…
Kambaqt dil ko maanaane, aayi woh…Baarish!

Dedicated to all those who love rains and specially to those who love to get drenched to the core, like me!! 😀

Updates on BPL: “The Inscribed Tribe of which I’m a proud tribal, topped the Super 6 round!! The results were out this evening!! 🙂 You can check the results at Cafe Ginger Chai (link: HERE) 😀

Three Tribals, individually topped in the 8 given topics:

1) Gyanban’s UNBRIDGED

2) Guria’s SCARS and

3) Your’s Truly with KISMAT DIS-KONNECTION 🙂

YAY!! Time to do some Jinga-la-la dance around the fire!! 😉

 
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Posted by on June 6, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry, Stories

 

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[Crazy-Poetry]~ Sakhu Bai…in LoVe! ;)

I know you would say, long time no see…
Kya bolu – I am fulltu busy, not at all free…
So what’s up, I know you would ask the poor me…
IT job, not as easy like monkeys climbing a tree… :mrgreen:

Anyways, I’ve something in secret to tell you all…
Thought of writing down here, as I feel very shy on the call…
Never thought this would happen, but chalo gimme a haaii-faaii…
How to say, hmm…ya…deeply fallen in love is your Sakhu Bai!! 😉

Sitting in the next cubicle, he used to gimme weird looks…
Initially I felt like hitting him hard with piles of books…
Then what to say, uff…he happened to seem nice and cute…
Love was in the air with music in the background, violins and flute… 😛

Feels nice to say, ki your Sakhu Bai is now no more single…
Too much time spent coochie-cooing free on phone, no time to mingle…
Planning is fulltu on, for our marriage which is now love cum arranged…
And oh yes, to ‘committed’ – my Orkut-n-Facebook status, I’ve changed… 😉

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Note: The English language is deliberately twisted at a few places in this poem…so my dearest English pundits, pls echoos me…this is purely a desi-flavored masala!! 😀

With permission from dearest Sakhu Bai, I tend to dedicate this poem(??) to all those who have recently been married, engaged, fixed or found love! – The theme of this poem was based on all your stories!! 🙂

As for the title of the poem – well…when Shaky (Shakespeare) can fall in love, why can’t our Sakhu-bai! 😉

Translations (for the few hindi words that I’ve used):
1) Kya bolu – what can I say?
2) Fulltu – is a slang word for ‘wholesale’ or ‘full time’
3) Ki – that
4) Coochie-cooing – its an art of whispering loud between couples (don’t ask me, anything more 😉 )

 
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Posted by on March 26, 2010 in Imaginative Bakwaas, poetry

 

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Kal aur Aaj…Yesterday and Today! :)

Aaj hoon main yahaan…
Kal najaane kahaan…
Mere din mein andhera sa ho…
Raatein lambi, jaise khatam hi na ho….

Kal thi unko meri zaroorat…
Aaj mujhse hi hey shikaayat…
Ab kya main karu, zara tum hi kaho…
Baatein goongi, jaise mera kal hi na ho…

Kora kaagaz mein tha, WOH tha sihayi…
Likh di usne najaane kaisi tanhaayi…
Har khushi ke baad, jaise qayamat ho…
Har sukh ke baad, jaise dukh ho…

Dil cheer jaave, aansoon na aave…
Raat kat jaave, par neend na aa paave…
Mera aaj mujhe, aise tad paave…
Kal najaane kyun aake, mujhe aur sataave…

Aaj aur Kal...

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English Translation:
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Today I’m here…
Tomorrow I’m not sure where…
Like my days, are filled with darkness…
And nights so long, like they are endless…

Yesterday they needed me…
Today they despise the very same me…
Now what shall I do, you do tell me…
Silence talks, as if tomorrow I’ll not be…

I was a blank paper, HE was a pen…
He wrote my story, no idea how and when…
Like after every celebration, there comes a disaster…
Like after every happy moment, there comes a sad tear…

My heart’s broken, yet I cannot cry…
I don’t get my sleep, even though nights pass by…
My day as of today, is such a pain and struggle…
I wonder why I need a tomorrow, to get into more trouble…

 
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Posted by on July 6, 2009 in poetry

 

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Ek Khwaab Mera…One of my dreams…

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Ek khwaab hey mera…
Dil mein churalu jaise bhi tera! 🙂
Tum hi ho jo mere khwaabon mein aaye…
Mera needon mein aake chupke se muskuraaye!

Tum hi ho woh…
Khwaabon mein jo…
Aaake saataati hey…
Baatein batlaati hey…
Mujhse gaane gawaati hey…
Naach nachaati hey…
Tum hi toh ho…
Mann behlaati hey jo!

Raat saali na kate tere bina…
Bin tere, zindagi soona soona!
Neend bhi poori na hove…
Khwaabon mein agar tu na aave! 🙂

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I have a dream…
To steal your heart, somehow! 🙂
You are the one who comes in my dreams…
In my sleep, you do silently smile!

You are the one…
In my dreams who…
Plays around with me…
Talks with me…
Makes me sing…
Makes me dance…
You are the one….
The one who scintilates my mind!

Without you, the night doesn’t pass…
Life without you, is all empty and undone!
The sleep too is incomplete…
Without you coming in my dreams! 🙂

 
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Posted by on May 15, 2009 in poetry

 

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