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Parody[14]~Code-um Logic-um… ;)

This is a stupid song “Dream-um Wakeup-um” from Rani-MukherjiPrithviraj‘s latest movie “Aiyaaa” and it has now been made even more drastically stupid by engineering it with our IT industry funda…won’t call this the Best Practice though!

Here we go: Lemme know if it fits to the tune!
 
Code-um logic-um not-at-all compiling-um
Bug-um error-um bill full client wakeup-um
 
Case to case-um testing fail-um
Base to top-um fulltu escalation-um
Server-um citrix-um down-um surrender-um
Small-um matter-um (now) big-um blunder-um
Sundaram… Arunachalam…
Kalyan-um…Narayana-um…
Onne rende moone, no…surely all naalavdu bucket-num
 
Start meeting-um finger-a pointing-um
Respect lost trouble vast, gotta escape-num
Excel sheet-um Data corrupt-um
Google search I’m feeling no lucky-um
Shame to shame-um, waste s/w engineer-um
Full-um screw-um Appraisal rating-um…
 
Server-um citrix-um down-um surrender-um
Small-um matter-um (now) big-um blunder-um
Sundaram… Arunachalam…
Kalyan-um…Narayana-um…
Onne rende moone, no…surely naalavdu bucket-num!

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You can read my old parodies – HERE.

Glossary: Onne – One, Rende – Two, Moone – Three, Naalavdu = Fourth..

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2012 in Humor, Parody, poetry

 

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[Parody]~Kaanda ki Man-maani (A ‘Sheela ki Jawaani’ Parody!)! ;)

The onion rates seems to be going down, but not this meme fever! 😛
The latest craze in Hindi music off late has been Sheela…here’s my take on pyaaza take on “Sheela ki Jawaani“! 😉 Previous “Pyaaz”ody on “Animal Song” (Savage Garden) can be checked out HERE! 🙂

I know you want me
But you never gonna get me
Tere thaili main na aani
Khaana na khaaye saari duniya
Har sabzi, mere tann ki hai deewani

Hey hey,
I know you want me but you never gonna get me
Tere thaili main na aani
Khaana na khaaye saari duniya
Har sabzi, mere tann ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ka rate chadhau
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud hi pricey jataun

what’s my name
what’s my name
what’s my name
My name is Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Na na na kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Khaaye toh aise tarse humko
Naa khaaye sober se re
Sookhey tel (oil) pe megapan ke teri figuriya barse re
I know you want me but you never gonna get me
Tere thaile main na aani
Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Na na na Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ka rate chadhau
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud hi pricey jataun

What’s my name
What’s my name
What’s my name

My name is Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
O no no kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda
Everybody want to taste a kaanda
Drives me crazy coz my name is kaanda
Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda
Everybody want to taste a kaanda
Drives me crazy coz my name is kaanda
Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda

 
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Posted by on December 29, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry

 

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[Hindi]~ Kyun hey? Hmm..

Dunno why I wrote this, when I wrote this…

All I know is that I wrote it long long ago, and found it on my desk scribbled on a sheet of cramped paper!

Khilta hey gulaab, Khilta hey khwaab…
Har sawaal ka nahi milta kyun hey jawaab?

Tadapta hey jism, Tadpata hey pyaar…
Izhaar se zyaada karna padta kyun hey intezaar?

Barasta hey baarish, Behti hey nadiya…
Chor bazaar ke peeche gumsum kyun hey galiya?

Rangeen hey wadiya, Rangeela hey mann…
Do paise kamaane ke liye bechti kyun hey ye tann?

Khula hey aasmaan, Khuli hey khidki…
Khota hey naseeb, najaane kyun hey kadki?

If you are feeling sad reading whatever you read, have a smile…like this gentleman! 😀

 
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Posted by on June 18, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry, Thoughts

 

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[55-Fiction]~Aayi Woh! :)

This time a 55F in Hindi…

Aayi Woh

Uske aane ki raah mein, main najaane kitne dino se kar-raha tha intezaar…
Aana tha usko par aayi kyun nahi, ho-raha tha dil ye bekaraar…
Akela tha main, badh-rahi thi garmi…
Naa chain ki neend, naa thi uski chumban ki narmi…
Aakir mein usko bhoolne ki, ki maine koshish…
Kambaqt dil ko maanaane, aayi woh…Baarish!

Dedicated to all those who love rains and specially to those who love to get drenched to the core, like me!! 😀

Updates on BPL: “The Inscribed Tribe of which I’m a proud tribal, topped the Super 6 round!! The results were out this evening!! 🙂 You can check the results at Cafe Ginger Chai (link: HERE) 😀

Three Tribals, individually topped in the 8 given topics:

1) Gyanban’s UNBRIDGED

2) Guria’s SCARS and

3) Your’s Truly with KISMAT DIS-KONNECTION 🙂

YAY!! Time to do some Jinga-la-la dance around the fire!! 😉

 
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Posted by on June 6, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry, Stories

 

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[Crazy-Poetry]~ Sakhu Bai…in LoVe! ;)

I know you would say, long time no see…
Kya bolu – I am fulltu busy, not at all free…
So what’s up, I know you would ask the poor me…
IT job, not as easy like monkeys climbing a tree… :mrgreen:

Anyways, I’ve something in secret to tell you all…
Thought of writing down here, as I feel very shy on the call…
Never thought this would happen, but chalo gimme a haaii-faaii…
How to say, hmm…ya…deeply fallen in love is your Sakhu Bai!! 😉

Sitting in the next cubicle, he used to gimme weird looks…
Initially I felt like hitting him hard with piles of books…
Then what to say, uff…he happened to seem nice and cute…
Love was in the air with music in the background, violins and flute… 😛

Feels nice to say, ki your Sakhu Bai is now no more single…
Too much time spent coochie-cooing free on phone, no time to mingle…
Planning is fulltu on, for our marriage which is now love cum arranged…
And oh yes, to ‘committed’ – my Orkut-n-Facebook status, I’ve changed… 😉

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Note: The English language is deliberately twisted at a few places in this poem…so my dearest English pundits, pls echoos me…this is purely a desi-flavored masala!! 😀

With permission from dearest Sakhu Bai, I tend to dedicate this poem(??) to all those who have recently been married, engaged, fixed or found love! – The theme of this poem was based on all your stories!! 🙂

As for the title of the poem – well…when Shaky (Shakespeare) can fall in love, why can’t our Sakhu-bai! 😉

Translations (for the few hindi words that I’ve used):
1) Kya bolu – what can I say?
2) Fulltu – is a slang word for ‘wholesale’ or ‘full time’
3) Ki – that
4) Coochie-cooing – its an art of whispering loud between couples (don’t ask me, anything more 😉 )

 
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Posted by on March 26, 2010 in Imaginative Bakwaas, poetry

 

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Kal aur Aaj…Yesterday and Today! :)

Aaj hoon main yahaan…
Kal najaane kahaan…
Mere din mein andhera sa ho…
Raatein lambi, jaise khatam hi na ho….

Kal thi unko meri zaroorat…
Aaj mujhse hi hey shikaayat…
Ab kya main karu, zara tum hi kaho…
Baatein goongi, jaise mera kal hi na ho…

Kora kaagaz mein tha, WOH tha sihayi…
Likh di usne najaane kaisi tanhaayi…
Har khushi ke baad, jaise qayamat ho…
Har sukh ke baad, jaise dukh ho…

Dil cheer jaave, aansoon na aave…
Raat kat jaave, par neend na aa paave…
Mera aaj mujhe, aise tad paave…
Kal najaane kyun aake, mujhe aur sataave…

Aaj aur Kal...

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Today I’m here…
Tomorrow I’m not sure where…
Like my days, are filled with darkness…
And nights so long, like they are endless…

Yesterday they needed me…
Today they despise the very same me…
Now what shall I do, you do tell me…
Silence talks, as if tomorrow I’ll not be…

I was a blank paper, HE was a pen…
He wrote my story, no idea how and when…
Like after every celebration, there comes a disaster…
Like after every happy moment, there comes a sad tear…

My heart’s broken, yet I cannot cry…
I don’t get my sleep, even though nights pass by…
My day as of today, is such a pain and struggle…
I wonder why I need a tomorrow, to get into more trouble…

 
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Posted by on July 6, 2009 in poetry

 

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Ek Khwaab Mera…One of my dreams…

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Ek khwaab hey mera…
Dil mein churalu jaise bhi tera! 🙂
Tum hi ho jo mere khwaabon mein aaye…
Mera needon mein aake chupke se muskuraaye!

Tum hi ho woh…
Khwaabon mein jo…
Aaake saataati hey…
Baatein batlaati hey…
Mujhse gaane gawaati hey…
Naach nachaati hey…
Tum hi toh ho…
Mann behlaati hey jo!

Raat saali na kate tere bina…
Bin tere, zindagi soona soona!
Neend bhi poori na hove…
Khwaabon mein agar tu na aave! 🙂

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I have a dream…
To steal your heart, somehow! 🙂
You are the one who comes in my dreams…
In my sleep, you do silently smile!

You are the one…
In my dreams who…
Plays around with me…
Talks with me…
Makes me sing…
Makes me dance…
You are the one….
The one who scintilates my mind!

Without you, the night doesn’t pass…
Life without you, is all empty and undone!
The sleep too is incomplete…
Without you coming in my dreams! 🙂

 
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Posted by on May 15, 2009 in poetry

 

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Dev D – A review! :)

Everything seemed right about it. I could very well relate to it. Not that I had experienced it myself, but everything seemed so right and so much in place. I was happy and carried a smile as I came out of the theatre watching the Hindi movie Dev D.

As per legends, creative ideas mostly generate when one is parked on a pot-e!! 😉 The disclaimer to this movie stated that it was “loosely” inspired by the story of Saratchandra’s DevDas!! It was indeed and must say very well adapted to the current era. To Anurag Kashyap – the writer/director, I must say – an idea well thought and executed.

Those who haven’t watched it, stop reading right here unless you don’t mind getting to know a gist about the storyboard. Rest can read, and agree. Disagree as well…after-all a democratic country we are in! 😀

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How many of you call you dad by his pet-name…forget first name, but pet name???? Our hero, Dev does. 😀
He gets slapped.
Fine humor is blended in such a serious situation too. Dev asks his dad “why you slapping me…tell me that…for smoking a cigarette or for calling you by your pet-name?”
He is sent to England for higher studies as an acknowledgement to his query! (I wonder if my dad would have sent me too, if I had called him by his pet-name! ;))!

The young Parvinder alias Paro loves Dev, her father’s employer’s son…a love, which is never acknowledged.
But times have changed. Paro doesn’t cry over Dev’s departure to London. She keeps in touch with him through mails, phone and chats.
She doesn’t even think twice over his request of a picture of hers…wearing nothing.

*Note* The director here missed a trick. He forgot that digital pics (The camera she uses, didnt seem analogous to me) could be uploaded and directly sent via e-mail. Instead he makes the heroine, click – develop – scan and send the picture.

Paro keeps asking “Kab aaoge Dev? (when you coming, Dev?)” only to get no solid answer.
On seeing her picture, “Main aaraha hoon Paro (I’m coming Paro)” he calls her up to convey. This may sound utterly butterly vulgar and pervert-ish…but it’s handled well in the movie, and actually makes the audience laugh out loud.

Dev is a hypocrite character, who acts out more than he thinks. He loves Paro, knows Paro loves him but is unable to admit it all out. He goes out with women, but is unable to bear a lie that a stranger of a man says about his liaison with Paro. Sloshed by the innumerable pegs and chain smoking, he puts it across to Paro that she’s not worth to be his wife.
Paro ends up marrying a rich widower with 2 kids and moves to Delhi. The “Emosional Athyachaar” song sets the right mood at this very moment in the story!

Years ago, there was an MMS scandal related to a girl who was a student in DPS (Delhi Public School). The very story forms the backdrop of Lene alias Chandramukhi alias Chanda, the third angle in the movie. Unlike the Delhi gal whose family moved abroad in real life, Lene’s family fails to deal with all that occurred. Her father commits suicide, mom abandons her and she’s left to feed herself. Being beautiful and open-minded, no wonder she’s drawn into the world of commercial sex trade under the acquaintance of a pimp, Chunnilal.
But these are the times when multitasking is the name of the game. So Lene, who is now known by the name of Chanda…goes to college like any other gal of her age during the daytime, and at the end of the day, gets back to business!

Dev, in search of Paro lands in Delhi…and is devastated to find her happy in her new household. He takes more strongly to alcohol than ever before, taking cartons of booze each night to his hotel room. He finally lands in the lap of Chanda, thanks to Chunni.
His straightforward talks, his love for Paro – makes Chanda fall in love with Dev. But Dev, can love none being the way he is.
A high moment in the movie is when Dev asks Chanda, as to how Lene became Chanda. Chanda explains, “No TV channel showed my MMS, no newspaper carried my picture…everyone downloaded the MMS and watched it…they enjoyed it and then called me a slut.” How true.

The story is then about how Dev gets involved in a BMW rundown case (plot taken from a real incident); how he loses his dad, his only ATM; how he fails to understand his failure; how he comes over Paro and booze and lets both of them go; and how he finally gets to be with Chanda.
The Dev of this modern day version doesn’t give up due to circumstances and die. This Dev is open to face life as it comes.

The music is awesome. 18 tracks throughout the movie…the best being “Emosional Athyachaar” and “Mahi Mennu”…also loved “Nayan tarse” and “Saali khushi”!! 😀
The actors – Abhay Deol as Dev, Mahi Gill as Paro, Kalki Koechlin as Chanda and Dibyendu Bhattacharya as Chunnilal – have done awesome justice to the characters they have portrayed! 🙂
I also wonder how the censorship board was so kind to this movie when it comes to dialogues. Times have indeed changed.

Times of India gave it a rating of 5/5, so shall I! 🙂

PS: On the way back home, the traffic police inspector stopped and asked me to blow on his face to check if I had consumed alcohol. Co-incidence? 😛 I must confess, its disgusting to blow on someone’s face. I wish they are provided with an alcohol detecting instrument. Amen! 🙂

 
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Posted by on March 1, 2009 in Movies

 

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[V-day build up]: Kya main bataaun…(How shall I explain…) ;)

My quest for ‘she’ seems never to end…so bear with me as, here I go again! 😉

I have written this for Feb 14th…hence 2 lines each para and 14 lines altogether! 😀

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Kaisi ye raunak hey, main kis kis se chupaaun
Chaand sa ek chehra, ke kya main bataaun! 😛

Kaano mein woh baaliya, maathe pe reshmi baal
Bataaun toh hai kaise, mann mein jo hoti hartal!

Tim timaati aankhen, karte hey jo ishaare
Hai main kya bataaun, ke hum kaise dil haare! 😀

Daayein se ya baayein se dekhun, hey gaal tamatar jaise laal
Chumne ka mann kare, ke kya main bataaun apna haal! :mrgreen:

Hont bade raseele, muskurahat liye sawaar
Simte hum ke kya bataaun, myaan mein jaise talwaar!

Deewana bangaya hoon, khud se karta hoon sawaal
Ke main kya bataaun, hua toh hua kaise haal ye behaal!

Khushnaseebi toh dekho, najaane kitne karte honge usse pyaar
Koshish na karu toh kya bataaaun, chalo kar leta hoon main izhaar! 😉

baby-love

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English Translation:
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What a divinity is this, how can I hide it from all others
A face like that of a moon, how shall I explain! 😛

Those ear-rings on the ear, silk-like hair on the head
How shall I explain, the strikes in the heart!

Those sparkling eyes, that make those signs
How shall I explain, how I lost my soul! 😀

I see from left or from right, those cheeks are red like tomatoes
I feel like kissing those, how shall I explain my situation! :mrgreen:

Those sensual lips, that always carry a smile
How shall I explain, its perfect like a sword fits in its case!

I’ve lost my mind, I ask questions to myself
How shall I explain, as to what brought me into a state that I am!

Look how lucky she is, no idea as to how many more love her
How shall I explain if I don’t try, so I’m off to propose to her! 😉

 
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Posted by on February 12, 2009 in I~do~such~things, Thoughts

 

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Parody[11]: Manager rooti…

This is a parody of the song “Laree Choote” from the movie “Ek Chaalis ki Last Local”! 🙂

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angry-lady-manager
Woh kehte hai na
Jo code hota hai, run hone ke liye hota hai
Galat kehte hai…

Compiler ka khel hai sara
Sochta tha mein bechaara
Ke yeh kya se kya hogaya
Hazaar line ki ye kahani
Har bug ki man maani
Kya karna tha kya kar gaya

Kya hua jo manager rooti
Code thi wo tooti phuti
Kaam hai wo mera hi kiya
Client ne di humein jo gaali
Appraisal toh gai humari
Rating toh mujhko na bataa

Cubicle…suna tha yahan developer
Puri coding apni bug se debug karne mein nikal deta hai
Par dhai ghante mein meri rating
Aise oopar se neeche aa jaayegi
Yeh mene kabhi socha nahi tha
Saza maza ban jayegi
Yeh bhi kabhi socha nahi tha
Gori client kya rooti
Saali ne meri toh waat hi laaga di

Dedo jo bhi dena hai
Chillar hi toh milna hai
Guzra to pal yeh phir na aayega
Tu boss hai yaa balaa hai
Waqt hi shayaad bura hai
Tal jaane do phir dekha jaayega

Kya hua jo tester rooti
Code thi wo tooti phuti
Kaam hai wo mera hi kiya
Client ne di humein jo gaali
Appraisal toh gai humari
Rating toh mujhko na bataa

Woh Kehte hai na
Jo code hota hai, run hone ke liye hota hai
Sahi kehte hai…

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For my other attempts at Parodies, click HERE and HERE! 😀

 
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Posted by on January 17, 2009 in Happens~2~me

 

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