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[Parody]~Kaanda ki Man-maani (A ‘Sheela ki Jawaani’ Parody!)! ;)

The onion rates seems to be going down, but not this meme fever! 😛
The latest craze in Hindi music off late has been Sheela…here’s my take on pyaaza take on “Sheela ki Jawaani“! 😉 Previous “Pyaaz”ody on “Animal Song” (Savage Garden) can be checked out HERE! 🙂

I know you want me
But you never gonna get me
Tere thaili main na aani
Khaana na khaaye saari duniya
Har sabzi, mere tann ki hai deewani

Hey hey,
I know you want me but you never gonna get me
Tere thaili main na aani
Khaana na khaaye saari duniya
Har sabzi, mere tann ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ka rate chadhau
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud hi pricey jataun

what’s my name
what’s my name
what’s my name
My name is Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Na na na kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Khaaye toh aise tarse humko
Naa khaaye sober se re
Sookhey tel (oil) pe megapan ke teri figuriya barse re
I know you want me but you never gonna get me
Tere thaile main na aani
Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Na na na Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ka rate chadhau
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud hi pricey jataun

What’s my name
What’s my name
What’s my name

My name is Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
O no no kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda
Everybody want to taste a kaanda
Drives me crazy coz my name is kaanda
Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda
Everybody want to taste a kaanda
Drives me crazy coz my name is kaanda
Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda

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Posted by on December 29, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry

 

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[Parody]~”The Onion Song”! ;)

Onion price has shot up like crazy…and no wonder there was this crazy “parody meme” running wild at our internal blog space and this was my donation! 😛

Here’s my “pyaaz“ody of the Savage Garden chartbuster ‘The Animal Song’!! (Original lyrics: HERE) 😀

The Onion Song

When politicians and other dull heads are eating all your bread
The television cook show onion prices rising up everywhere
Subway guys are nervous, shop doors are no more left ajar
I’ve got to break in my way
To put my hand in there

[Chorus:]
‘Cause I want to live eating onions
Cry and peel little onions
I want to peel
I want it cut at an angle
The knife in my hand and mind all set to eat

I’ve been having difficulties keeping to myself
Peelers and knives not good being up there on the shelf
Onions and Garlic look the same, they never cry
Which one is more Onion
There’s a thought, now you decide

No onions in the jungle
No onions in your hands, yeah
Would you like to make a run for it
Would you like to take my stand, yeah

[chorus]
Sometimes these prices can let you down
It’s so confusing
There’s not many pennies to blow
And I feel it
‘Cause cash just runs away from my behind

Politicians and other dull heads are eating all your bread
The television cook show onion prices rising up everywhere
Onions and Garlic look the same, they never cry
Which one is more Onion
There’s a thought, now you decide

No onions in the jungle
No onions in your hands, yeah
Would you like to make a run for it
Would you like to take my stand, yeah

 
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Posted by on December 22, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry

 

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