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Parody[14]~Code-um Logic-um… ;)

This is a stupid song “Dream-um Wakeup-um” from Rani-MukherjiPrithviraj‘s latest movie “Aiyaaa” and it has now been made even more drastically stupid by engineering it with our IT industry funda…won’t call this the Best Practice though!

Here we go: Lemme know if it fits to the tune!
 
Code-um logic-um not-at-all compiling-um
Bug-um error-um bill full client wakeup-um
 
Case to case-um testing fail-um
Base to top-um fulltu escalation-um
Server-um citrix-um down-um surrender-um
Small-um matter-um (now) big-um blunder-um
Sundaram… Arunachalam…
Kalyan-um…Narayana-um…
Onne rende moone, no…surely all naalavdu bucket-num
 
Start meeting-um finger-a pointing-um
Respect lost trouble vast, gotta escape-num
Excel sheet-um Data corrupt-um
Google search I’m feeling no lucky-um
Shame to shame-um, waste s/w engineer-um
Full-um screw-um Appraisal rating-um…
 
Server-um citrix-um down-um surrender-um
Small-um matter-um (now) big-um blunder-um
Sundaram… Arunachalam…
Kalyan-um…Narayana-um…
Onne rende moone, no…surely naalavdu bucket-num!

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You can read my old parodies – HERE.

Glossary: Onne – One, Rende – Two, Moone – Three, Naalavdu = Fourth..

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2012 in Humor, Parody, poetry

 

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[Parody]~Kaanda ki Man-maani (A ‘Sheela ki Jawaani’ Parody!)! ;)

The onion rates seems to be going down, but not this meme fever! 😛
The latest craze in Hindi music off late has been Sheela…here’s my take on pyaaza take on “Sheela ki Jawaani“! 😉 Previous “Pyaaz”ody on “Animal Song” (Savage Garden) can be checked out HERE! 🙂

I know you want me
But you never gonna get me
Tere thaili main na aani
Khaana na khaaye saari duniya
Har sabzi, mere tann ki hai deewani

Hey hey,
I know you want me but you never gonna get me
Tere thaili main na aani
Khaana na khaaye saari duniya
Har sabzi, mere tann ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ka rate chadhau
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud hi pricey jataun

what’s my name
what’s my name
what’s my name
My name is Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Na na na kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Khaaye toh aise tarse humko
Naa khaaye sober se re
Sookhey tel (oil) pe megapan ke teri figuriya barse re
I know you want me but you never gonna get me
Tere thaile main na aani
Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Na na na Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ka rate chadhau
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud hi pricey jataun

What’s my name
What’s my name
What’s my name

My name is Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
O no no kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani
Kaanda
Kaanda ki man-maani
I’m just pricey for you
Main tere thaile na aani

Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda
Everybody want to taste a kaanda
Drives me crazy coz my name is kaanda
Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda
Everybody want to taste a kaanda
Drives me crazy coz my name is kaanda
Ain’t nobody gotta taste a kaanda

 
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Posted by on December 29, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry

 

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[Parody]~”The Onion Song”! ;)

Onion price has shot up like crazy…and no wonder there was this crazy “parody meme” running wild at our internal blog space and this was my donation! 😛

Here’s my “pyaaz“ody of the Savage Garden chartbuster ‘The Animal Song’!! (Original lyrics: HERE) 😀

The Onion Song

When politicians and other dull heads are eating all your bread
The television cook show onion prices rising up everywhere
Subway guys are nervous, shop doors are no more left ajar
I’ve got to break in my way
To put my hand in there

[Chorus:]
‘Cause I want to live eating onions
Cry and peel little onions
I want to peel
I want it cut at an angle
The knife in my hand and mind all set to eat

I’ve been having difficulties keeping to myself
Peelers and knives not good being up there on the shelf
Onions and Garlic look the same, they never cry
Which one is more Onion
There’s a thought, now you decide

No onions in the jungle
No onions in your hands, yeah
Would you like to make a run for it
Would you like to take my stand, yeah

[chorus]
Sometimes these prices can let you down
It’s so confusing
There’s not many pennies to blow
And I feel it
‘Cause cash just runs away from my behind

Politicians and other dull heads are eating all your bread
The television cook show onion prices rising up everywhere
Onions and Garlic look the same, they never cry
Which one is more Onion
There’s a thought, now you decide

No onions in the jungle
No onions in your hands, yeah
Would you like to make a run for it
Would you like to take my stand, yeah

 
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Posted by on December 22, 2010 in I~do~such~things, poetry

 

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Parody[12]: Bug-Free!! ;)

Well…am back with a parody after a long time, 10 months to be exact. 😀
As you would know, all I do is code bugs in my project…but then I prefer to keep my parodies bug-free!!  😉

This is the parody of one of my favourite songs “Lemon Tree” by Fool’s Garden!!!  You can listen to the actual song in the Music box on the side bar! 🙂 

This one is called “Bug-Free”!!  😀

Note: All those who know this song, should let me know if it fits the tune…I think it does, but don’t believe me!  😀

Here we go:

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I’m sitting here in the conference room…
It’s just another call with the onsite toon…
I’m wasting my time
I got coding to do
I’m yawning aloud
I wanna get away from you
But none of this happens and I wonder

I’m scribbling around in my pad
I’m scribbling too fast
I’m scribbling too hard
I’d like to change my point of view
I feel so insanely
I wanna get away from you
But none of this happens and I wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you didn’t tell me ’bout the cranky onsite guy
And all that I can see is just my code, bug-free
I’m shaking my head left and right
I’m shaking shaking shaking shaking shaking alright
And all that I can see is just my code, bug-free

I’m sitting here
I hear your voice
I’d like to go out coz you’re just noise
And there’s a heavy cloud inside my head
I feel so tired
I want the line to go dead
Well, none of this happens and I wonder

No-solution, is not good for me
Isolation, I don’t want to sit, set me free

I’m messin’ around in this very big hall…
But any how I’ll get another call
And this thing will happen and I wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you didn’t tell me ’bout the cranky onsite guy
And all that I can see is just my code, bug-free
I’m shaking my head left and right
I’m shaking shaking shaking shaking shaking alright
And all that I can see is just my code, bug-free

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you didn’t tell me ’bout the cranky onsite guy
And all that I can see, and all that I can see, and all that I can see
Is just my code, all bug-free

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Howwaazzat??? 😉

You can read my previous parodies over HERE!! 😀

 
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Posted by on November 5, 2009 in I~do~such~things, poetry

 

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[Build up to Valentine]: Rhymes for the heart! ;)

Hello Children,
Welcome to my class on Matured Rhymes! 🙂
Let me introduce you all to a student on detention, Mr.Mutalik. He has to clear this subject with not less than 100%, else there’s gonna be no bailout! 🙂

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Beau Beau Beautiful She (Baa Baa Black Sheep):

Beau, beau, beautiful she,
Do you know any fool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three times fooled;
Once by my father,
And once by my mom,
And once by the lovely gal
Whom they call their daughter!
Beau, beau, beautiful she,
Do you love that fool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
All my life I will;
I’ve told my father,
And I’ve told my mom,
And I’ve told that handsome boy
To come and take their daughter! 😛

Beautiful Sally (Humpty Dumpty):

sally-on-the-wall

Beautiful Sally
Sat on a wall,
Beautiful Sally
Gave me a missed call;
My heart danced to the verses
And all that happened in the mind,
Couldn’t take me away from Sally
I was never the same again!

Twinkle Twinkle:

Twinkle, twinkle, my baby star,
Always I wonder how you are.
Thoughts of you, gives me a high,
Its like am flying aimlessly in the sky;
Twinkle, twinkle, my cutey star,
How can I live with you being this far?
Twinkle, twinkle, my sweet star,
Lets go on a long drive, in my car
Up along the highway so wide,
Like a rocket in the sky;
Twinkle, twinkle, my little star,
All I wonder, is where you are!

She and me (Jack and Jill):

couple_on_beach

She and me had a dollar bill,
Enough to buy a pail of water;
I fell down and broke my teeth,
And She came giggling after.
Up I got and to home I did race,
As quick as I could and faster;
Went to the dentist to fix me a brace,
And she gave that bill to the doctor. 😀

So children, end of this class. :mrgreen:

 
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Posted by on February 11, 2009 in I~do~such~things

 

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Parody[11]: Manager rooti…

This is a parody of the song “Laree Choote” from the movie “Ek Chaalis ki Last Local”! 🙂

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angry-lady-manager
Woh kehte hai na
Jo code hota hai, run hone ke liye hota hai
Galat kehte hai…

Compiler ka khel hai sara
Sochta tha mein bechaara
Ke yeh kya se kya hogaya
Hazaar line ki ye kahani
Har bug ki man maani
Kya karna tha kya kar gaya

Kya hua jo manager rooti
Code thi wo tooti phuti
Kaam hai wo mera hi kiya
Client ne di humein jo gaali
Appraisal toh gai humari
Rating toh mujhko na bataa

Cubicle…suna tha yahan developer
Puri coding apni bug se debug karne mein nikal deta hai
Par dhai ghante mein meri rating
Aise oopar se neeche aa jaayegi
Yeh mene kabhi socha nahi tha
Saza maza ban jayegi
Yeh bhi kabhi socha nahi tha
Gori client kya rooti
Saali ne meri toh waat hi laaga di

Dedo jo bhi dena hai
Chillar hi toh milna hai
Guzra to pal yeh phir na aayega
Tu boss hai yaa balaa hai
Waqt hi shayaad bura hai
Tal jaane do phir dekha jaayega

Kya hua jo tester rooti
Code thi wo tooti phuti
Kaam hai wo mera hi kiya
Client ne di humein jo gaali
Appraisal toh gai humari
Rating toh mujhko na bataa

Woh Kehte hai na
Jo code hota hai, run hone ke liye hota hai
Sahi kehte hai…

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For my other attempts at Parodies, click HERE and HERE! 😀

 
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Posted by on January 17, 2009 in Happens~2~me

 

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Parody[10]: Sochta hoon…

This is a parody of the song “Socha hai” from the 2008 superhit movie “ROCK ON!” 😀

You can find the original song in the juke box on the blog!! 🙂 Enjoy!

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Aankhon main hai sapne kyun
Baatein jhoote jhoote kyun
Boss kyun hey sahi
Kaam mein hai tangi kyun
Waadon mein hai narmi kyun
Woh hamesha kyun hai sahi

Peeta hey woh rum kyun
Chaar hain ye quarter kyun
Boss cool kyun nahi
Rating mein leta badla kyun
Incentive hai ye kam kyun
Recession hai kyun har kahin

Sochta hoon…badloge kya tum kabhi
Sochta hoon…ki hain ye kya sabhi
Abhi nahi to sochu kabhi?

Code kyun hai not ready
Poochta kyun kai har ghadi
Bug hota hai kyun
Roz kyun hain roothte
Gaali kyun hai bak-te
Project mein tension hai kyun

Sochta hoon…badloge kya tum kabhi
Sochta hoon…ki hain ye kya sabhi
Abhi nahi to sochu kabhi?

Kaam karna nahi aata
Bhashan ke siwa kuch nahi aata
Sochta hoon har kabhi
Aisa hai ye kyun

Aankhon main hai neend kyun
Baatein jhoote jhoote kyun
Rehta kyun hai yahin
Kaam mein hai tangi kyun
Waadon mein hai narmi kyun
Woh hamesha kyun hai sahi

Peeta hey woh rum kyun
Chaar hain ye quarter kyun
Boss cool kyun nahi
Rating mein leta badla kyun
Incentive hai ye kam kyun
Recession hai kyun har kahin

Sochta hoon…badloge kya tum kabhi
Sochta hoon…ki hain ye kya sabhi
Abhi nahi to sochu kabhi? 😀

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For other parodies from my end, you can click HERE and HERE! 😀

 
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Posted by on January 11, 2009 in I~do~such~things

 

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